It's hard to choose just one of the extremely quotable characters of Schitt's Creek to impersonate, but for one adorable Chiweenie dog, her instinct was to channel the Rose family's eccentric matriarch, Moira. And she freaking nailed it, wig, pajama vest, and all.
Vern, who is a cross between a Chihuahua and a Dachshund, dressed up as Moira for Halloween 2019 in a black tulle tutu, a plaid top, a bedazzled vest, and a red curly wig. Her costume — which is on par with this bébé dressed as David Rose — was shared in two separate posts on her Instagram account with the captions "These are my business pajamas" and "I'm ready for my close-up," and yeah, obviously!
"David, stop acting like a disgruntled pelican!" — Vern, probably.