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Why You Should Date Me PowerPoint

This Girl Made a Hilarious PowerPoint to Convince Her Crush to Date Her

When you have a serious crush, you'll do just about anything to get his or her attention. Whether it's going up in the middle of class to sharpen your pencil multiple times a day or "accidentally" calling them, nothing is too extreme. Lizzy Fenton, a student at the University of Minnesota, can definitely attest to that. She created an incredibly elaborate PowerPoint presentation in order to win over her friend Carter Blochwitz, and it's straight up hilarious.

The "Why You Should Date Me" slideshow starts off by explaining why she's girlfriend material: "Sick of your family nagging you to get a serious girlfriend? Look no further," she wrote. "I am a tantalizing conversationalist and can hold riveting table talk with your parents. I am well dressed and will look classy at Thanksgiving dinner, family reunions and other events of the like. I have an edgy yet tasteful sense of humor that will be sure to win the approval of your mother."

A very quantified Progression

If monogamy is not Carter's thing, Lizzy ensures him that her three very different hairstyles ensure that he'll always have three different girlfriends, because "her hair isn't the only kinky thing about her." Lizzy even pulled in scientific evidence on how her boobs grew over time — line graph and slope equation included!

But that's not all. Channing Tatum was quoted as a user review. That's a pretty great source if you ask us. BellaLuna, the Reddit user who first published the PowerPoint, later updated the post to tell everyone that Lizzy was only joking and Carter is a good friend of hers. Nonetheless, we love this girl's creativity and she literally had us LOLing. Microsoft Office must have agreed, because they tweeted at Lizzy voicing their approval.

Let's give Lizzy a round of applause for this epic joke.

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