Apple Martin is teaming up with Gwyneth Paltrow for the GOOPGLOW lotion launch, but that won't stop her from roasting her mom where she sees fit. Gwyneth's 16-year-old daughter with Coldplay's Chris Martin recently hopped on the Goop TikTok account to honestly break down (and burn) the actress's morning routine. Whew, she didn't hold back.
Apple started off by critiquing her mom's breakfast, or lack of it. "She eats nothing except for dates and almond butter, so she will have that" she said. "I suppose the Goop Glow is a part of her cleanse, which she's been on since . . . the day I was born, apparently."
Once Gwyneth relocated to her bathroom, Apple continued the takedown. "It's 8 a.m., and she's been doing this since 7 a.m.," she explained. "She just prances around the bathroom, putting on her millions of Goop Glow products for her glowing skin." What's next on the busy Hollywood star's agenda? Well, according to Apple, Gwyneth has one singular focus: "Then she gets to work, making some more vagina eggs . . . also vagina candles, and vagina perfumes. Just everything vagina." Watch the hilarious video, in full, below.